TiVo BYPASSES WORLD WIDE WEBS

Honestly, I hope you appreciate the lengths to which I am going to expose
this conspiracy. The more I learn about the TiVo alien technology the more
freaked out I am getting. And trust me it is hard to freak me out…I AM
A MAN OF SCIENCE!!!

The latest ability I have discovered with the TiVo device is to completely
bypass the world wide web (AKA the Information Super Highway) and directly
connect with YouTube*.

YouTube

Important Note:

In this day and age it has become “hip” and “cool”
to spell things wrong and
to speak wrong. “YouTube”
makes NO sense. It should
be spelled “YourTube” or
“MyTube”. Also, “Tube”
is slang in the first places.
I suggest to the “Big Wigs”
at the YouTube store that
they change their name to “MyTelevision” or “TV”
for short. Lets use Queen’s* English people!!!

* We Are The Champions indeed!!!

contrast????

In case you have not seen a YouTube video for yourself,
it is just like television but WAY CRAZIER. They should
really call it YouCrazyTube. See for yourself…

This is a “Nude Wave” group called “Devo”
(where do these kids come up with these crazy names???)
Notice any similarities to Project Blue Moon?

This is more music. He calls himself “Super Greg” I don’t know about“super” but he’s pretty darn good.